Jeff Boback: Jeff Boback here, with wHw superstars Zig Zag T. Green and Ca$H. How are you doing, fellas?
ZigZag: High as a kite
Jeff Boback: What a surprise.
Jeff Boback: And you, Ca$h?
Ca$h: heehee, i'm good
Jeff Boback: I wonder what that smell coming off the two of you is? Ah well, it really doesn't matter. How do you two feel about the state of the wHw right now?
ZigZag: I think it's just GODly
Jeff Boback: Ca$h?
Ca$h: Good one. I think the fact that the United title isn't on a GOD, says bad things for the fed as a whole
Jeff Boback: You may have a point there. GOD has some of the most talented members in the federation. But, what do you think of your direct competition, in stables such as the HFW and Untouchables?
ZigZag: I think we've made The Untouchables wake up a bit and realize that we mean business and business for us is taking over all the gold and hell even the whole fed for that matter.
Ca$h: HFW. Lord! Get over yourselves. come join us in the wHw. But yeah we will put on some exciting matches. The competition will be good though
Jeff Boback: Speaking of competition, it seems to have improved lately. Jerad Kaine and Kimbro have come back, and another is speculated to join us soon.
Jeff Boback: Could GOD be slipping down the depth charts, with all of this talent coming in?
Ca$h: I've heard of Kimbro. I've seen Kaine. GOD will only move up your charts.
ZigZag: No... I don't think so. This just proves how worried we have everyone. They've made a mad dash to bring back the old guns, but it's time for a change
Jeff Boback: Hey, you too, stop leaving me out. Give me a hit of that, will you?
ZigZag: Your names not Skip?
Jeff Boback: what?
Ca$h: the UPS always has enough to share
Ca$h: Help yourself
Jeff Boback: Thanks....I needed that
ZigZag: Puff...Puff... Give
Ca$h: Hey Bombastic I got a question?
Jeff Boback: I'm thinking...but that's some strong shit
Ca$h: Where did you get that tight shirt?
Jeff Boback: What do you think of the Brotherhood of Pain. Some call KNOX and Hendrix unstoppable.
Jeff Boback: Shhh...don't tell anyone, but I only shop at WAL-MART.
Ca$h: Take it off, sport a GOD tee.
Jeff Boback: Thanks, boys.
ZigZag: Or how about the UPS version of the GOD tee?
ZigZag: Pot leaf is in style
Jeff Boback: I'll wear em both.
Jeff Boback: But, are you two trying to avoid the question?
Ca$h: What question?
ZigZag: What question
Jeff Boback: About the Brotherhood of Pain....
ZigZag: Who?
Jeff Boback: KNOX and Hendrix
ZigZag: Oh... those guys
Jeff Boback: Yeah, those guys.
Ca$h: Oh, the Brotherhood of gay love
Ca$h: those guys?
Jeff Boback: I doubt they see it that way.
Jeff Boback: But yes.
Ca$h: I don't know what they're on... But I want some.
ZigZag: I'm thinking it's crack.
Jeff Boback: Why's that?
ZigZag: Because they've lost touch with reality, and the reality is that those belts they sport belong to the UPS.
Ca$h: What ever would give me to the balls to walk around, in public, with those robes... Strong shit.
Ca$h: lol
Jeff Boback: HEHEHEHE.....
ZigZag: heheheh
Jeff Boback: I want to get back to GOD now.
Ca$h: that's us
Jeff Boback: Are you thinking about adding any new members to your ranks?
ZigZag: That's for us to know and for the wHw to find out.
Jeff Boback: Oh, that sounds fair. Who do you two see as the next World champion?
Ca$h: Me, or Zig Zag
ZigZag: UPS
Jeff Boback: So, I guess you're in agreement.
ZigZag: You could say we are on the same page
CHH83: but really, it doesn't matter, cause the belt will get to the GODs in time
Jeff Boback: Or leaf?
Jeff Boback: Maybe so, Ca$h.
Ca$h: Maybe?
Jeff Boback: Who do you feel are the best guys in the wHw right now?
Ca$h: It will.
Ca$h: US
Jeff Boback: I'm not disagreeing.
ZigZag: You have to ask?
Jeff Boback: Besides yourself, and your stablemates.
Jeff Boback: Can't think of anyone?
ZigZag: You asked a question?
Jeff Boback: Damn, you guys need to slow down. Stop hitting it so hard.
Ca$h: Maniac is just to big to ignore. I want to see him flip out, and really hurt someone. Then Tiamy. She's a female fighting force to be reconed with
Jeff Boback: Good choices, Ca$h.
ZigZag: I agree totally.
CHH83: Thank you good sir.
Jeff Boback: Now, how about a little game of word association?
Ca$h: wait just a second
Ca$h: ...
Jeff Boback: Ok.
Ca$h: ok now go
Jeff Boback: What is it?
Ca$h: i'm ready
Jeff Boback: Zig Zag?
ZigZag: Go
Jeff Boback: UPS
ZigZag: Tag Team Champions come Monday
Ca$h: THE BEST
Jeff Boback: Greg Harris
ZigZag: Who's he?
Ca$h: Punk Bitch
Jeff Boback: Hehehe
Jeff Boback: Brutality
Ca$h: who's he?
Jeff Boback: He's no one
Jeff Boback: It's a word.
ZigZag: It's not a cool one
Jeff Boback: Sorry about that, then.
Ca$h: how about Bud?
ZigZag: Or POT
Ca$h: what do you think about that Zig?
ZigZag: I agree, why don't you start speaking our language?
Jeff Boback: Ok....WEED
Ca$h: I LOVE IT
ZigZag: The Best
Jeff Boback: Papers
Ca$h: second to blunts
ZigZag: Zig Zags
Jeff Boback: What about the pipes, then. They come in third?
Ca$h: no, before blunts
Ca$h: but after bongs
ZigZag: I agree
Jeff Boback: Now, back to wrestling.
Jeff Boback: Ravage
Ca$h: Savage
ZigZag: He still wrestles?
Ca$h: heehee
ZigZag: You'll have to excuse my memory
Jeff Boback: Yeah, he's the Atlantic champion.
ZigZag: My bad
Jeff Boback: Don't worry about it.
Jeff Boback: untouchable
ZigZag: Don't touch me
Jeff Boback: Sorry about that.
Ca$h: Great Pay Per View, Bad group
Jeff Boback: I thought that was my own leg.
ZigZag: You though wrong buddy
Jeff Boback: Hey, I've been doing it for 5 minutes. You didn't seem to mind before.
Jeff Boback: Unless you couldn't feel your legs.
Ca$h: I got a word for you jeff?
ZigZag: My leg was numb. Need to smoke more I guess
Jeff Boback: What word would that be?
ZigZag: Who's Jeff?
Ca$h: Fire?
Ca$h: he is dumb ass
ZigZag: Oh okay
ZigZag: Speaking of fire... anyone have a light?
Ca$h: i got ya
Zig Zag: Thanks... Ca$h the man
Jeff Boback: While you guys are hitting it again, I'll ask the next question.
Ca$h: ok
Jeff Boback: Or, I should say, name the next guy.
ZigZag: Your still here?
Jeff Boback: Jonathon Wintermayer
Jeff Boback: Yeah, I won't be gone for a while yet.
ZigZag: Punk interfered in the 4 way dance at Untouchable
Jeff Boback: So I'm guessing you don't like him very much?
ZigZag: Who? Weinermyer? Hell no
Ca$h: coughcough
Ca$h: sorry
ZigZag: Or is it Oscarmayer?
ZigZag: I forget
Jeff Boback: What a surprise.
Ca$h: I wish... nevermind
Jeff Boback: Last name....Deadpool
Ca$h: Zig, what i think isn't good to print. you take this one
ZigZag: You mean Gangsta? Up In Smoke comes to my mind.
Ca$h: like his ride?
ZigZag: hehehehe
Jeff Boback: Oh...I forgot that he was revealed, I'm getting like you guys.
Ca$h: hahaha
ZigZag: You like that do ya?
Jeff Boback: Now, let's hear about your personal lives. Tell us a little about yourselves.
Ca$h: ok, here we go.
Ca$h: I was raised in Michigan, Grand Rapids, loved two things growing up. Weed, and wrestling. I grew older, and meet Rob Van Dam. We hit it up, off i mean, and he trained me to wrestle. I meet Gangsta X at about 18, and we became good friends. He got me into the HWF. Once we move the the HFW we started to team together. He held me down, and we never got to the tag team belts.
Jeff Boback: Very interesting story, Ca$h. Now you, Zig Zag.
ZigZag: I wake up around noon...smoke, smoke, and smoke some more untill I fall asleep. Besides that I like putting suckers Up In Smoke with my buddy Ca$h. That's a typical day. I'm still pretty new to the wrestling scene, but Ca$h here has taught me a lot and supplied some nice smoke to I must say. The rest is just a cloudy blurr for some reason.
Jeff Boback: Now, what's this I hear about the two of you supposedly having gone to rehab?
Ca$h: wHw is trying to get us to go
Jeff Boback: And I'm guessing you told them where to stick that idea?
ZigZag: Stupid asses
Ca$h: We're fighting it. like
ZigZag: Told them to smoke their stupid ideas and rehab
Ca$h: Gangsta fighting off a fat chick
Jeff Boback: Hehehehe
Jeff Boback: Funny but true.
Jeff Boback: actually, that's more embracing, isn't it?
ZigZag: I heard he doesn't fight them off. Isn't that what he preferes
Ca$h: you know him
Jeff Boback: Do you two have any friends backstage? Any enemies?
Ca$h: Me and Dawn get pretty friendly backstage
ZigZag: The GODs are our friends and everyone else is just an enemy standing in our path
Jeff Boback: What about any rumours? Care to dish any dirt? Is there any backstage heat?
ZigZag: A lot of guys have been coming to us to catch a "Buzz" so to speak. I won't release any names though.
Ca$h: I heard Gangsta is hoarding KY Jelly. Is that a rumor though?
Jeff Boback: No, it's now a fact
Ca$h Jeff Boback: I've confirmed it.
Ca$h: hehehe
ZigZag: I have seen a lot of empty bottles of that shit around the arenas
Jeff Boback: You should see his office.
ZigZag: guess I know why now
ZigZag: No thanks man
Jeff Boback: It's a lot nice then you'd think.
Ca$h: speaking of emtpy bottle, I need another Coors
Zig Zag: I could use one to
Jeff Boback: Guys, as fun as it's been, I've got to run. How about giving me shit for my long ride home?
Ca$h: just a quarter sac
ZigZag: Hey Jimmy. That your name? Go fetch us a beer.
Ca$h: if you bring us some beer
ZigZag: UPS deliveres dude
Jeff Boback: Zig Zag, Ca$h, it's been a pleasure. And I'll remember that.
ZigZag: I doubt you will.
Jeff Boback: This is Jeff Boback saying goodnight....
Ca$h: this is Cash saying Live long and smoke weed
ZigZag: This is Zig Zag saying... what was I going to say again?
ZigZag: Nevermind
Ca$h: This interview has been brought to you by the letter... 4:20